What we improved
The old site's homepage was mostly a hours notice and a phone number, with the actual jars buried in a 12-item menu of pages (Pickles, Pickled Veggies, Spicy line, Beer & Whiskey, Other Pickle Stuff, Peace & Pickles) that each had to be opened separately, and the 'where to buy' and events pages were hard to find. The new site puts the call-in number and a 'Call in your order' button first, then shows every jar with its photo and price on one scrollable shelf with category tabs, followed by where to buy locally, events, and gift cards.
Your website, rebuilt — finished and waiting for you.
- Built for phones
- Loads fast
- Going live takes about 10 minutes
You work hard for every customer at The Pretentious Pickle Co.. But before they call or walk in, a lot of them check your website first, on their phone, in a few seconds. If it looks dated, loads slowly, or is hard to read, they quietly move on to someone else, and you never even know it happened. How much business might that be costing you?
So I rebuilt it to be fast, modern, and great on phones. It's finished and waiting for you. No sales call, no design meetings, nothing to approve. And if anything's wrong — even something that's bugged you on your site for years — just tell me and I'll fix it.
Think about everything else The Pretentious Pickle Co. spends money on: staff, supplies, insurance, marketing. A one-time $500 is small next to all that. And the math is simple: if a better first impression brings in just one or two extra customers a month, this pays for itself right away, then keeps paying every month after.
Like it? It's $500 to launch, then $25/month for hosting, and I handle the go-live myself. It's a quick DNS change, about 10 minutes once I have access. Don't like it? Nothing changes. No contract, no pressure. (An agency would charge $3,000–$5,000, take weeks, and leave you guessing how it turns out. This one's already built, so you can see exactly what you're getting.)
This is a fully built, real site — not a sketch — created on spec to show what's possible. Recognize your business? Get in touch to claim it or have it removed.