I run Wicked Fast Web — I rebuild outdated local business websites for $500. Fast, mobile-friendly, secure. I build a free preview. You print a one-page flyer (I make for you), go the place, show them a nice slick new website, and drop off the flyer in person. If they buy — you pocket $200. Venmo on the spot.
These businesses actually need this. You're not selling snake oil — you're handing someone a better version of something they already have. They already know their current site is not great but the hassle to upgrade it has prevented that from happening.
No training course. No sales experience. No kit fee. Just these.
You probably drive past a dozen businesses with bad websites every single day. That commute is your territory. The South Shore alone has hundreds of targets within 20 minutes of each other.
I give you a ready-to-print one-page handout customized for each business. You print it, walk in, hand it over. The handout has a QR code that pulls up the new site. You don't have to say much.
Pull up the new site live on your phone. The contrast with their old site does all the talking. Owners react immediately — sometimes they want to sign up before you've even finished showing it.
The whole thing is designed so you're showing something, not selling something. Big difference.
Outdated, broken on phones, slow, looks like 2009. You probably drive past a dozen a day. Restaurants, auto shops, landscapers, salons — any local business with an embarrassing site is a candidate. Text me the name and URL.
Takes 2 minutesWithin a day or two I rebuild their site from scratch — fast, mobile-friendly, modern. You don't pitch an idea. You walk in with a real, live, working website already built for that business. They've never seen anything like it.
Ted handles thisI give you a ready-to-print one-pager. Walk in, say hi, show them the new site on your phone, hand them the flyer. Say: "Someone already rebuilt your site — want to see it real quick?" Then walk out. No pitch. No pressure. No closing.
The whole jobMost owners scan the QR code on their own time and reach out to me directly. When the $500 payment clears, $200 goes straight to you — Venmo, Zelle, whatever you prefer. Follow up with them if you think it will close them!
💵 PaydayHere's exactly what happens: the bad site, the new site we build, and the handout you print and drop off. Click each to see the real thing. This is the main page. Idea is, it sells itself.
Outdated, broken on phones. Looks like 2003. This is what you're spotting when you drive by.
We've done this for restaurants, auto shops, bars, marine yards, HVAC companies, and more.
See All Our WorkNo complex contracts. No quotas. Just a straightforward handshake deal.
You're not an employee — you're an affiliate. Set your own hours, pick your own targets, work whenever you want. You'll get a 1099 at year end if you earn over $600.
A deal is "closed" when the $500 payment clears via Stripe. Your $200 goes out to you promptly — Venmo, Zelle, whatever works. No waiting around.
Text me a business name and it's yours for 30 days. No one else will pitch it during that window. Keeps everyone from stepping on each other.
Don't promise features or timelines that aren't in the standard offer. If an owner asks about custom stuff, just say "let me loop in Ted on that" — I'll take it from there.
We'll go from there. No forms. No commitments. Just shoot me a text or email with a business name and URL — if it looks like a fit, I'll build the new site and get you set up.
Based in Scituate, MA · Serving the South Shore and beyond